Saturday, January 19, 2008

Songwriters of the Future

Back when I was young, we had these online discussion forums called web boards - what? They still have those? I guess I just haven't used one in a while, since someone told me blogging was the cool thing to do. I'm sure in the near future, it will all be considered antiquated technology. I have no doubt that the very child now growing in my wife's womb will someday look at me in shocked hilarity and exclaim "You used to post on web boards?!? Wow, I didn't know my dad was such a fooblerond." (In the future, of course, they will have new words to describe someone who is hopelessly out of touch.) Then the child will take a 6D holo-video of their embarrassing dad with their Apple i-Robot and send it via telepathy-text to their best friend/virtual classmate in Tokyo. I will probably be put out by this disrespect, and become slightly defensive. "Is it really necessary to make fun of me to your friends?" I will say, "They'll see this all tonight on Reality World anyway." (By this time, you know, the entire world will be a reality tv show. There will be camera crews in every house 24/7, and thousands of channels for each geographical region. But being the self-absorbed people we are, everyone will only watch their own channel to see what happened to themselves and all their friends that day. There will also be, by necessity, a spin-off reality show called "Lives of Reality World Camerapersons" that targets the only demographic not receiving regular exposure on the rest of the Reality World Network.)

Ummm...sorry, I got sidetracked. I was talking about a web board - to be more specific the "Webb Board" located on the website of a wee bald musical genius named Derek Webb. There was a very friendly, intelligent, artistic community there that kept a lively discussion going on a smorgasboard buffet of topics. (Although I now believe that many of them were only covertly looking for spouses...*turns to his cousin and winks*...) Btw, I use past tense when describing this community only because I no longer frequent it - i don't know if it exists still or not. Maybe I should find out. Anyway, there was an ever-present thread going there for songwriters. People would post their latest pieces and get help and critique from the rest of the community - and I remember that it was really a great outlet and encouragement for my feeble attempts at the craft. I started thinking about that now, because I believe I'm finally coming out of a musical dry spell that I was beginning to fear might last forever. I haven't played guitar or written songs in so long...but now...well it seems like the creative juices are at least beginning to trickle. Perhaps if I come up with anything worthwhile in the future, I'll post it here... Writing a truly worthwhile song, however, is the hardest thing for me to do. That's actually what I was going to elaborate on in this post, but now I've already rambled too much. So sometime in the future (before blogs and the internet go out of style) I will post my thoughts on songwriting, and perhaps a few of my favorite lyrics of all time. Cheers.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

My guess would be that many of your songs are worthwhile...except perhaps in your own eyes...

Lani said...

I love when you post on your blog.... you always make me laugh! I think you should be a writer!
I also think that many of your songs have been worthwhile. Although I may be accused of not being objective..... but I think a lot of people would agree with me. Love you bro

Leslie said...

Jerry, without thinking that I am partial, just because you are my son. I must say that you have a gift not only for music and lyrics but also an extremely good talent for writing. I noticed that when you were but a wee lad, I did. You have a knack of taking the mundane and making it funny and interesting, that is not an easy thing to do, only a good writer can do that, I on the other hand can write some pretty good run-on sentences. :>)

HSS said...

Hi Jerry,

Thought I'd send my belated congratulations your way. I am excited for you two.

I must say, though, your vision for your child's future seems ever so slightly creepy...

And I know what a creative "dry spell" feels like. I've only recently decided to try again, myself, and stop being afraid of the inevitably imperfect outcome.
So, let those juices trickle, I say. Perhaps one day your child will be singing your songs. :) There's a thought to think on.